Ridding the world of filth and mudbloods.

lady-walker:

avadakedavery:

When did you shag Mulloy?

What? No, don’t change the subject. -reaches into her bag- Look! I drew you a duck!

And what did you draw Mulloy? -laughs and takes the picture from her- I thought you hated Lancelot?

lady-walker:

avadakedavery:

You…you’re here to celebrate my birthday? Who told you it was my birthday?

I snuck into Wynnie’s files after I shagged Mulloy to make sure he didn’t have any venereal diseases, and I sort of got carried away. I hope you like chocolate. -grin widens- 

When did you shag Mulloy?

lady-walker:

avadakedavery:

lady-walker:

avadakedavery:

lady-walker replied to your post: Come out of your room, git.

Sex.

With who?

I dunno, but it got you out of your room didn’t it? -grins and pulls him into a gigantic bear hug-

-kisses his cheek and pulls back- Happy birthday, dear! Now, c’mon. I’ve got a cake and whiskey, and well… I couldn’t afford to get you anything, but I drew you something.

You…you’re here to celebrate my birthday? Who told you it was my birthday?

fionn-conary:

marlymack:

fionn-conary:

marlymack replied to your post

I DO.

YAAAAAAAY. WE NEED A CURLY HEADED MOMMA. THAT’S MY ONLY CRITERIA. BECAUSE HIS MUM’S JEWISH AND I NEED A JEW MOMMA.

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I WILL SEARCH HIGH AND LOW

(I APPROVE OF COLIN FIRTH FOR EVERYONE. COLIN FIRTH FOR MADAM POMFREY. COLIN FIRTH FOR THE WHOMPING WILLOW. COLIN FIRTH FOR MY LOVE SLAVE.)

bb u da best

uda uda best

best i eva had

best i eva had

lady-walker:

avadakedavery:

lady-walker replied to your post: Come out of your room, git.

Sex.

With who?

I dunno, but it got you out of your room didn’t it? -grins and pulls him into a gigantic bear hug-

Sex.

With who?

lady-walker asked: Come out of your room, git.

What for?

June 20th?

Thank you!